Hi and welcome to my Nutz Factory. Feel free to have a look around. Just make sure that when you leave, you shut the door ... I hate draughts.

It's weird what goes through your mind when you sit down to do a webpage like this. I mean, I don't usually talk about myself, and so to sit here and have to try to think of what I would actually say about myself if given the chance is somewhat strange. Well, I'm being given the chance - so let's hope I can come up with something even remotely interesting.

The Index on the left is self explanatory, so I won't mention it here except to invite you to use it.

I would however, like to pass on my thanks to the squirrels who helped in the production of this site. Squirels and squirrels are actually quite different - and it's not just in the spelling either - but they did want to help and I didn't have the heart to refuse them.